Jailed last week in Sierra Blanca, TX for possession of marihuana and hashish, Fiona Apple has been a bad bad girl. But she says that's just the beginning of the story.
Apple, 35, told her at her first post-jail concert fans on Friday that people in jail were friendly for the most part. But there were a few unnamed exceptions... and she had a message for them.
"Most of the people were very nice to me. There are four of you out there," Apple said on stage in Houston, Texas on Friday, "and I want you to know that I heard everything you did. I wrote it all down with your names and everything you did and said stupidly thinking that I couldn't hear or see you."
She claimed to have ripped the paper up but not before she "encoded it."
"I got two lockboxes. We'll call them holding cell one and holding cell two. In holding cell one is the encoded version of the s--- that you did and I know is inappropriate and probably illegal," she explained. "In holding cell two is the decoder."
Apple threatened that she open the "holding cells" to expose all the negative things these people did.
"I'll f---ing make you famous anytime you ask and I'll open those boxes. Till then, stay in your f---ing holding cell," Apple said.
The "guy who runs the jail," on the other hand, was very nice to Apple. She didn't name him because he isn't interested in fame, she said.
She apologized to him for being "attitudey."
mwalsh@nydailynews.com
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